i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
Star Trek Voyager is the story of an entire crew with an incredibly low attention span.
"We are lost in the Delta quadrant, and we’re trying to get hoLY FUCK BALLS CHECK OUT THAT NEBULA LET’S DRIVE THE SHIP INTO THE NEBULA.
there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me
when I find myself in times of boredom
the ghost of gene roddenberry comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“watch star trek”
if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better
the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me