omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus


Them: I heard you like Star Trek
Me: I love Star Trek
Them: So you're a big fan?
Me: I don't think you understand

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Star Trek Voyager is the story of an entire crew with an incredibly low attention span.

"We are lost in the Delta quadrant, and we’re trying to get hoLY FUCK BALLS CHECK OUT THAT NEBULA LET’S DRIVE THE SHIP INTO THE NEBULA.


draqonight:

there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me


hannibal: how would you kill me?
will: i'd do it with my hands
hannibal: haha, and then what? ;)

00sjams:

Gold Lion | Yeah Yeah Yeahs


little-smartass:

when I find myself in times of boredom

the ghost of gene roddenberry comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

watch star trek


person: what's your type
me: fictional

kropotkink:

if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better


loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope


house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me


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