i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

Them: I heard you like Star Trek
Me: I love Star Trek
Them: So you're a big fan?
Me: I don't think you understand


Star Trek Voyager is the story of an entire crew with an incredibly low attention span.

"We are lost in the Delta quadrant, and we’re trying to get hoLY FUCK BALLS CHECK OUT THAT NEBULA LET’S DRIVE THE SHIP INTO THE NEBULA.


there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me

hannibal: how would you kill me?
will: i'd do it with my hands
hannibal: haha, and then what? ;)


Gold Lion | Yeah Yeah Yeahs


when I find myself in times of boredom

the ghost of gene roddenberry comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

watch star trek

person: what's your type
me: fictional


if a guy ever tells you “you’d look better if you wore less makeup”, tell him he’d look better if he wore more, because 1) he’s likely to get indignant and defensive about his ‘threatened masculinity’, and 2) he almost definitely would look better


the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me